Date: Tuesday, 3/30/2004
Subject: Retirement
Hi Chief,
I think my time is running out. This will be
my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely,
Terry Mulholland
Date: Tuesday, 3/30/2004
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
It's been a hard decision, but I think I will retire
after this season. It's time to let the youngsters
take my job.
Regards,
Mike Fetters
Date: Sunday, 5/2/2004
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Shannon Stewart
Date: Sunday, 5/2/2004
Subject: Progress of Rob Bowen
Dear Sir,
Rob Bowen has an AVG of .275 at AA New Britian!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/5/2004
Subject: Eduardo Morlan healing process
Eduardo Morlan is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/5/2004
Subject: Progress of Scott Baker
Dear Sir,
Scott Baker has nothing more to prove at A Fort Myers!
He has an ERA of 3.83 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/6/2004
Subject: Status of Terry Tiffee
Dear Sir,
Terry Tiffee shouldn't play at AA New Britian!
He has an AVG of .243 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/7/2004
Subject: Status of James M. Abbott
Dear Sir,
James M. Abbott seems overmatched at AA New Britian!
He has an ERA of 6.38 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/8/2004
Subject: Status of Brian Wolfe
Dear Sir,
Brian Wolfe has problems at AA New Britian!
He has an ERA of 6.75, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/15/2004
Subject: Progress of Pat Neshek
Dear Sir,
Pat Neshek has an ERA of 3.74 at AA New Britian!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/22/2004
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Ariel Prieto
Date: Sunday, 5/23/2004
Subject: Progress of Deacon Burns
Dear Sir,
Deacon Burns has nothing more to prove at A Fort Myers!
He has an AVG of .285 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/31/2004
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Doug Mientkiewicz
Date: Tuesday, 6/1/2004
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 6/7/2004
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Henry Blanco
Date: Saturday, 6/12/2004
Subject: Kyle Lohse healing process
Kyle Lohse is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/22/2004
Subject: Kyle Lohse healing process
Kyle Lohse is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/29/2004
Subject: Luis Rivas healing process
Luis Rivas is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 6/30/2004
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Corey Koskie
Date: Saturday, 7/10/2004
Subject: Grant Balfour healing process
Grant Balfour is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 7/31/2004
Subject: Progress of Benjamin Suarez
Dear Sir,
Benjamin Suarez has an AVG of .373 at A Fort Myers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/3/2004
Subject: Status of Matt Guerrier
Dear Sir,
Matt Guerrier has an ERA of 6.46 at AA New Britian.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/26/2004
Subject: Progress of Boof Bonser
Dear Sir,
Boof Bonser has nothing more to prove at AA New Britian!
He has an ERA of 3.58 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 8/27/2004
Subject: Status of Jason Miller
Dear Sir,
Jason Miller has problems at AA New Britian!
He has an ERA of 5.91, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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