Date: Tuesday, 3/30/2004
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. This will
probably be my last year. Just wanted to let you know!
Regards,
Ellis Burks
Date: Thursday, 4/8/2004
Subject: Byung-hyun Kim healing process
Byung-hyun Kim is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 4/26/2004
Subject: Lenny DiNardo healing process
Lenny DiNardo is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 4/28/2004
Subject: Lenny DiNardo healing process
Lenny DiNardo is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Jerome Gamble
Dear Sir,
Jerome Gamble is doing pretty good at AA Portland!
He has an ERA of 3.73, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Jeremy Owens
Dear Sir,
Jeremy Owens has nothing more to prove at AA Portland!
He has an AVG of .359 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Mike Campo
Dear Sir,
Mike Campo is hitting the ball well at AA Portland!
He has an AVG of .372, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Patrick Perry
Dear Sir,
Patrick Perry has an AVG of .247 at AA Portland!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/6/2004
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Tim Wakefield
Date: Thursday, 5/13/2004
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Bronson Arroyo
Date: Saturday, 5/22/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Ramiro Mendoza
Date: Sunday, 5/23/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Brian Daubach
Date: Monday, 5/24/2004
Subject: Byung-hyun Kim
Byung-hyun Kim is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/25/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Mark Bellhorn
Date: Tuesday, 5/25/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Gabe Kapler
Date: Friday, 6/4/2004
Subject: Progress of Kevin Huang
Dear Sir,
Kevin Huang has nothing more to prove at A Sarasota!
He has an ERA of 3.00 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/5/2004
Subject: Progress of Justin Sherrod
Dear Sir,
Justin Sherrod has an AVG of .302 at AA Portland!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/7/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Scott Williamson
Date: Thursday, 6/17/2004
Subject: Progress of Robert Hoyt
Dear Sir,
Robert Hoyt has an AVG of .389 at A Sarasota!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/20/2004
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Pokey Reese
Date: Tuesday, 6/22/2004
Subject: Bronson Arroyo is sick...
Diagnosis: Stomach Flu.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/28/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Pedro Martinez
Date: Sunday, 7/4/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Nomar Garciaparra
Date: Monday, 7/5/2004
Subject: Byung-hyun Kim healing process
Byung-hyun Kim is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 7/30/2004
Subject: Progress of Claudio Arias
Dear Sir,
Claudio Arias is hitting the ball well at A Sarasota!
He has an AVG of .333, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/31/2004
Subject: David Ortiz injured
Hello Manager,
looks like he worked out a little to intense.
Diagnosis: Strained Back Muscle.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 8/1/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Doug Mirabelli
Date: Friday, 8/6/2004
Subject: Byung-hyun Kim
Byung-hyun Kim is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 8/6/2004
Subject: Progress of John Hattig
Dear Sir,
John Hattig has an AVG of .310 at AA Portland!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 8/6/2004
Subject: Byung-hyun Kim
Byung-hyun Kim is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 8/8/2004
Subject: Progress of Thomas Hottovy
Dear Sir,
Thomas Hottovy has nothing more to prove at A Sarasota!
He has an ERA of 3.99 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/18/2004
Subject: Jerome Gamble healing process
Jerome Gamble is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/23/2004
Subject: Claudio Arias learns new position
Claudio Arias has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "15" right now.
Regards,
Theo Epstein (Scouting Director)
Date: Sunday, 8/29/2004
Subject: Progress of Ryan Schroyer
Dear Sir,
Ryan Schroyer has an ERA of 3.38 at A Sarasota!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 9/4/2004
Subject: Progress of Hanley Ramirez
Dear Sir,
Hanley Ramirez has an AVG of .283 at A Sarasota!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/6/2004
Subject: Progress of Bill Kelley
Dear Sir,
Bill Kelley is hitting the ball well at A Sarasota!
He has an AVG of .330, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 9/10/2004
Subject: Jerome Gamble healing process
Jerome Gamble is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 9/11/2004
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Matt Mantei
Date: Saturday, 9/11/2004
Subject: Progress of Matt Murton
Dear Sir,
Matt Murton has an AVG of .331 at A Sarasota!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/27/2004
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Byung-hyun Kim
Date: Thursday, 9/30/2004
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Derek Lowe
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