Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Casey Kopitzke
Dear Sir,
Casey Kopitzke has an AVG of .225 at AA West Tenn!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Chadd Blasko
Dear Sir,
Chadd Blasko is doing pretty good at AA West Tenn!
He has an ERA of 2.59, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Justin Jones
Dear Sir,
Justin Jones has nothing more to prove at A Daytona!
He has an ERA of 2.41 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Mike Weurtz
Dear Sir,
Mike Weurtz seems overmatched at AA West Tenn!
He has an ERA of 5.65 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Gerald Miller
Dear Sir,
Gerald Miller has an AVG of .227 at AA West Tenn!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/2/2004
Subject: Status of Casey McGehee
Dear Sir,
Casey McGehee isn't hitting the ball at all at AA West Tenn!
He has an AVG of .244, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/9/2004
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
Derrek Lee
Date: Sunday, 5/9/2004
Subject: Status of Chris Shaver
Dear Sir,
Chris Shaver seems overmatched at AA West Tenn!
He has an ERA of 5.09 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/22/2004
Subject: Progress of Dave Cash
Dear Sir,
Dave Cash is doing pretty good at A Daytona!
He has an ERA of 3.43, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/26/2004
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Todd Walker
Date: Thursday, 6/3/2004
Subject: Progress of Nic Jackson
Dear Sir,
Nic Jackson has an AVG of .299 at AA West Tenn!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/14/2004
Subject: Progress of Richard Lewis
Dear Sir,
Richard Lewis has an AVG of .275 at AA West Tenn!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/2/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Alex Gonzalez
Date: Thursday, 7/15/2004
Subject: Progress of Chris Mowday
Dear Sir,
Chris Mowday has an ERA of 2.05 at A Daytona!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/17/2004
Subject: Progress of Andy Sisco
Dear Sir,
Andy Sisco is doing pretty good at A Daytona!
He has an ERA of 3.40, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/25/2004
Subject: Kyle Farnsworth healing process
Kyle Farnsworth is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 7/29/2004
Subject: Progress of Jason Dubois
Dear Sir,
Jason Dubois has an AVG of .318 at AA West Tenn!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 8/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Jason Szuminski
Dear Sir,
Jason Szuminski is doing pretty good at AA West Tenn!
He has an ERA of 3.09, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 8/7/2004
Subject: Progress of Ricky Nolasco
Dear Sir,
Ricky Nolasco is doing pretty good at A Daytona!
He has an ERA of 3.45, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/11/2004
Subject: Kyle Farnsworth healing process
Kyle Farnsworth is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 8/20/2004
Subject: Progress of Chadwick Rivera
Dear Sir,
Chadwick Rivera has an AVG of .283 at A Daytona!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/24/2004
Subject: Progress of Felix Pie
Dear Sir,
Felix Pie has nothing more to prove at A Daytona!
He has an AVG of .276 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/30/2004
Subject: Progress of Johnathan Douillard
Dear Sir,
Johnathan Douillard is hitting the ball well at AA West Tenn!
He has an AVG of .289, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/31/2004
Subject: Progress of Walter Norwood
Dear Sir,
Walter Norwood has nothing more to prove at A Daytona!
He has an AVG of .276 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 9/21/2004
Subject: Kerry Wood healing process
Kerry Wood is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 9/24/2004
Subject: Kerry Wood healing process
Kerry Wood is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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