Date: Tuesday, 3/30/2004
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
The time has come. I'll leave the show after this year.
I guess I will have to make room for the young players.
Sincerely,
Craig Biggio
Date: Tuesday, 3/30/2004
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
It's been a hard decision, but I think I will retire
after this season. It's time to let the youngsters
take my job.
Regards,
Roger Clemens
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Jimmy Barrett
Dear Sir,
Jimmy Barrett seems overmatched at AA Round Rock!
He has an ERA of 7.66 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Santiago Ramirez
Dear Sir,
Santiago Ramirez seems overmatched at AA Round Rock!
He has an ERA of 5.47 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Todd Self
Dear Sir,
Todd Self is hitting the ball well at A Lexington!
He has an AVG of .333, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/8/2004
Subject: Status of Tommy Whiteman
Dear Sir,
Tommy Whiteman isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Round Rock!
He has an AVG of .244, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/11/2004
Subject: Progress of Jared Gothreaux
Dear Sir,
Jared Gothreaux has nothing more to prove at A Lexington!
He has an ERA of 1.61 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/20/2004
Subject: Progress of Fernando Nieve
Dear Sir,
Fernando Nieve has nothing more to prove at AA Round Rock!
He has an ERA of 2.64 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/24/2004
Subject: Progress of Evan Englebrook
Dear Sir,
Evan Englebrook has an ERA of 2.51 at A Lexington!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/30/2004
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Rod Beck
Date: Monday, 5/31/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Orlando Cabrera
Date: Friday, 6/4/2004
Subject: Status of Hugh Pritchard
Dear Sir,
Hugh Pritchard has an AVG of .185 at AA Round Rock!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/13/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
James Baldwin
Date: Tuesday, 6/15/2004
Subject: Status of Josh Anderson
Dear Sir,
Josh Anderson shouldn't play at AA Round Rock!
He has an AVG of .173 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/27/2004
Subject: Status of Josh Muecke
Dear Sir,
Josh Muecke seems overmatched at AA Round Rock!
He has an ERA of 6.10 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/30/2004
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Chris Woodward
Date: Wednesday, 6/30/2004
Subject: Progress of Jesus Mendoza
Dear Sir,
Jesus Mendoza has an ERA of 3.77 at A Lexington!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/16/2004
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/16/2004
Subject: Status of Carl Maguire
Dear Sir,
Carl Maguire isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Round Rock!
He has an AVG of .167, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 7/22/2004
Subject: Status of Jesse Carlson
Dear Sir,
Jesse Carlson seems overmatched at AA Round Rock!
He has an ERA of 7.29 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/3/2004
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 8/15/2004
Subject: Brandon Averill learns new position
Brandon Averill has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "58" right now.
Regards,
Gerry Hunsicker (Scouting Director)
Date: Friday, 9/3/2004
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 9/4/2004
Subject: Progress of Mike Rodriguez
Dear Sir,
Mike Rodriguez has nothing more to prove at A Lexington!
He has an AVG of .299 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 9/8/2004
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
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