Date: Sunday, 4/25/2004
Subject: Barry Bonds is sick...
Diagnosis: Migraine.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 3 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Merkin Valdez
Dear Sir,
Merkin Valdez has an ERA of 2.58 at AA Norwich!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Jamie Athas
Dear Sir,
Jamie Athas has an AVG of .220 at AA Norwich!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Jesse Floyd
Dear Sir,
Jesse Floyd is doing pretty good at A San Jose!
He has an ERA of 3.79, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2004
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Wayne Franklin
Date: Saturday, 5/22/2004
Subject: Progress of Dan Ortmeier
Dear Sir,
Dan Ortmeier has nothing more to prove at A San Jose!
He has an AVG of .289 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/29/2004
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Deivi Cruz
Date: Tuesday, 6/1/2004
Subject: Status of Justin Knoedler
Dear Sir,
Justin Knoedler isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Norwich!
He has an AVG of .247, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Matt Cain
Dear Sir,
Matt Cain has nothing more to prove at A San Jose!
He has an ERA of 2.41 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/4/2004
Subject: Progress of Travis Ishikawa
Dear Sir,
Travis Ishikawa is hitting the ball well at A San Jose!
He has an AVG of .313, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/4/2004
Subject: Progress of Todd Jennings
Dear Sir,
Todd Jennings is hitting the ball well at A San Jose!
He has an AVG of .297, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/4/2004
Subject: Status of Luke Anderson
Dear Sir,
Luke Anderson has an ERA of 5.06 at AA Norwich.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/6/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Brett Tomko
Date: Wednesday, 6/9/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Robb Nen
Date: Tuesday, 6/15/2004
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Felix Rodriguez
Date: Sunday, 6/20/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Neifi Perez
Date: Wednesday, 6/23/2004
Subject: Progress of Erick Threets
Dear Sir,
Erick Threets has an ERA of 2.11 at AA Norwich!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 7/8/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Dustin Hermanson
Date: Friday, 7/23/2004
Subject: Progress of Nathan Schierholtz
Dear Sir,
Nathan Schierholtz has nothing more to prove at A San Jose!
He has an AVG of .275 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 8/28/2004
Subject: Progress of Brad Vericker
Dear Sir,
Brad Vericker has an AVG of .293 at A San Jose!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/13/2004
Subject: Progress of Spencer Farmer
Dear Sir,
Spencer Farmer has an AVG of .375 at A San Jose!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 9/24/2004
Subject: Progress of James Garcia
Dear Sir,
James Garcia is doing pretty good at AA Norwich!
He has an ERA of 3.88, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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