The DP Slashfic Drinking Game.

 

 

 

To be used (at least fairly responsibly) with the story of your choice.

With coke or milk, naturally ;)

 

 

Take One Sip:

 

* If somebody cries (If the top cries - finish your glass)

* Any time any top shows wilful loss of memory  ("What did I say about....")

* Any time the brat breaks/loses/forgets/throws an item.

* Any time a pet appears.

* Whenever the cast go near a cabin

* Any time anyone gets swatted. (one sip per swat)

* Any time someone curses

* Any time the top uses any form of pet name.

* Any time anyone puts on pyjamas or has a shower (one sip each)

* Whenever anyone heats soup

* Whenever anyone eats chocolate or drinks coke.

 

Take two:

 

* Any time someone gets stood in a corner/mouth soaped out/sent to bed.

* any time someone gets their temperature taken  (If they get the full monty temperaturewise, finish the glass)

* Any time the brat hits anyone

* Any time two or more brats have an argument. (probably safest sticking to two sips per entire argument)

* Any time a top counts (if they get to three and don't act immediately then glasses DOWN- the last person with their glass down buys the next round.)

* If a couple manage to fit sex into the plot. (Since implicit sex is virtually mandatory, you may need a referee to call this. If it's explicit sex, finish the glass)

 

 

Take three:

 

* Any time there's a spanking (If there isn't a spanking, drink the whole damn bottle)

* Any time the top comes up with an argument that makes the brat realise he's been wrong all along

* Any time the brat has a terrific justification for his actions that the top shoots full of holes. (Metaphorically. If the top actually shoots the brat, become teetotal.)

* Whenever anyone has a flash-back.

* Any time someone's ex pops up

* Any time the cast go fishing

* Any time a pet, friend or relative dies a tragic death

 

 

Drink the whole glass:

 

* If the top asks the brat if he wants a spanking

* If the brat explains any part of the plot to the cat or the dog

* If anything burns down, blows up, floods or involves a ghost.

* If after a long discussion, the top apologises for being wrong, takes a couple of aspirin and orders take out.

* If the top bursts into tears and wants to go bowling instead

 

 

Head for the bar and finish the stock:

* If the brat asks the top if he wants a spanking, or worse still, administers it.